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fake (gamer) Witcher fans: I like The Witcher because it isn’t political and doesn’t try to pander to SJWs fuck the Netflix show for casting politicals as Yennefer and Triss
Andrzej Sapkowski writing the books: and in this chapter Geralt and another character will argue for three pages straight about abortion and racism in a completely obvious reference to contemporary Polish politics
I’m literally not exaggerating at all btw he opens Season of Storms with a sorceress pwning a PiS politician stand-in king over abortion and birth control in his kingdom with facts and logic
it’s true, i just read almost three (3) pages of yennefer talking to a banker about tax and currency
Literally how did we go from: “wow I’ve run out of things to do in ACNH. I’m bored. I haven’t played in 6 months.”
To: “HOLY SHIT THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JUGGLE RUNNING THIS VIRTUAL ISLAND, A VACATION-HOME-DESIGNING SIDE HUSTLE, AND HAVING AN ACTUAL IRL FULL-TIME JOB?”
i am NOT fucking letting tiktok teens be nostalgic for fucking aeropostle, skinnybrow, mandatory hair straightening 2007-2010 fashion, we literally rock bottomed in every fucking regard in those years
excluding the dance music which fucking ruled for no reason